I've moved!

Yes, my website now incorporates my blog and all things bloggy will be happening over there - pop over to
http://www.rhiacharles.com/blog/
See you on the other side! xx

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The Daily Escort

You've heard of your daily bread but are you getting your daily escort? Non? It's a new website with content written by Escorts from all over the world. I was very honoured to be contacted and asked if they could use some of my bloggings and perhaps would I contribute once in a while?, to which I replied 'Very happy to!' I shall have to think of something worthwhile and profound to say in future :) Lots of very interesting stuff - some even in English :) You can check it out here http://thedailyescort.wordpress.com/

New Review

I check my statistics every day (no, not the 36DDs!) my website stats and I was a little puzzled after getting almost 400 hits from Punternet alone. This is way above what I normally get from them and duly set out to investigate. Lo and behold, I found a new review!! (thanks to 'The Farmer' x) you can see it here...
http://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_view.php?recnum=82407

Tour 2009

Darlings, you know what a planner I am. Well, I am already thinking about my 2009 tour. Now, for you fellas who are as organised as me, you can pop these details into your forward planner, for the rest, I will give you plenty of notice :)
I think it will look something like this...







UK
Bath

Stratford-upon-Avon
London




INTERNATIONAL
Marbella
Paris
Venice
Reims
Dubai (expats only please)

New York

Dates to be confirmed. Are you in any of those places? Really? I'm excited already!

How do I choose my tour dates? Well, I decide where I want to visit for that year and then publicise it as a tour. So instead of it being a tour in the usual sense, for me, it's more of a little holiday and a chance to see some lovely chaps in other parts of the world/country. I only see a very limited amount of clients and prefer a dinner date booking (don't we all!). So it really is best to contact me as soon as you can. Not in any of these places in 2009? That's ok, I will still be in Plymouth for most of the time :) xx

Touch

I seem to mention this to quite a few clients and so I thought I would do a little blog entry about it.... Touch.
Touch is so important to human beings (in fact to all primates). There has been lots of research about it (unfortunately, some on poor little baby monkeys) and no-one will forget those heartbreaking pictures of those children in Romanian orphanages, deprived of all touch and affection and rocking back and forth in despair. It's been shown that touch... Enhances attentiveness, Alleviates depressive symptoms, Reduces pain, Reduces stress hormones and Improves immune function (source http://www6.miami.edu/touch-research/)
I love to touch, but I haven't always been that tactile - my parents were never ones for overt displays of affection - truly English :) But the most important thing is that I am now. That horrible disease of the 20th/21st Century - loneliness - I feel, can be reduced simply by touch. I often tell my gents who are not married/not in a relationship/or maybe in a non-tactile relationship to grab a 30 minute massage once a week - or come and see me ;) Seriously, it doesn't have to be sexual, just the act of massage/touch, I think, makes you feel better - and it doesn't count if you touch yourself!

Back!

Hello, I'm back! Did you miss me? I had a fabulous time in Dublin, it was so good I think I will have to go again! I was well looked after and had a fantastic evening with a very special gent - sumptuous dinner , real Irish pubs, Dublin clubs & champagne and even a rickshaw ride! - thank you so much Mr Dublin, you treated me like a Princess, big kiss X.
I managed to get some sightseeing in and did a tour of the city- and what a handsome city it is too. I got to eat a Boxty, 'what's that???' I hear you scream. It's a delicious potato pancake with yummy fillings. (Go to Gallagher's in Temple Bar for the best). Of course some glorious shopping took place and let's just say I have a new pair of heels that are just too sexy for words. (Four new frocks too ~ yes that's not a spelling mistake, frocks (as in dresses) is what I meant :), ohh and a wonderful Jo Malone candle - my favourite. The people were extremely charming and friendly and so all in all a very special few days. My next tour is in Edinburgh (looking forward to it!) and I am already fully booked for the 21st July, likewise on my London (November) tour, Friday 21st is fully booked, so hurry, hurry hurry! I am available this weekend in Plymouth if you want to give me a call, so hopefully see you very soon :) xx
PS Sorry to all the lovely Dublin fellas I couldn't see ~ maybe next time?

Molly Malone

Right, I 'm off to Dublin now. If you are there too, give me a call ;) If not, I'll see you when I get back on Tuesday. That's Molly Malone to the left. I have to give her a wink as I walk past her (Thanks Crista!)

I'll tell you all about my aquaintance with Ms Malone on my return. Be good xx

Next Life

'Next Life' by Woody Allen
In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm! I rest my case.